i understand being excited for lupita but like. stop turning your love for lupita into hate for jennifer lawrence. youre just pitting women against each other and just doing what men want instead let’s all join together to shit on the fact that the academy is almost entirely white dudes
yes this tqvm
okay BUT canonically a tribble was in jim’s coffee cup which meant a tribble drank his coffee. i am so disappointed we did not get to see a caffeinated tribble like can you even imagine
shimmy stop the number of fics I want from your trek!thoughts are approaching infinity
Since SOMEONE had to go and canonize my fucking fan fiction minutes ago:
Chris blinks. “Dude, is that… water?”
Zach rumbles a laugh, “I’m in the bathtub.” More water sounds, like he’s scooping it up and letting it dribble off his fingers to illustrate.
"You answer your phone from the bathtub?" Chris laughs incredulously. "Unbelievable. You would be so fucking attached to that thing. Do you answer it when you jack off too?"
"Depends on whose calling me, "Zach replies, his voice low and insinuating.
OKAY THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING